Corrupt a wish game

Okay to take away boredom were gunna play the corrupt a wish game ^^ How you play is someone (me) starts the game by making a wish.. Then someone has to corrupt it and make their own wish and the game keeps going anyone can play

ex: I wish for a cookie

someone would then post something like "The cookie has paralyzing syrup and makes neo paralyzed"

SO Lets start!

I wish for a chihuahua :3

I wish for excitement......

It is a man eating chihuahua. The excitement comes from killing hundreds of babies.

I wish for the power over time.

A genie grants your wish only for 1 minute you use that minute up by attempting to go into the future to met your future self in which you get sidetracked and you both die from a distorted lifeline o_o

I wish for another wish