Kiki's Home!

*Steps in house*
"Oh how lovely it is to be home so I can rest!"
*Crashes on couch*

*I flash step in and crashes on the couch with you*

"oh yeah this is the life"

*puts arms behind head*

*stares at you*
It sure the heck is!Now where did I put that phone?
*looks around for phone...well looking for phone Kijo walks in and glomps Ichimei*
Hi there girls!

*grabs Kijo by the neak and throw's him out the window*

Ichimei narrow her eye's and says "don't touch me"

(kijo is a girl)
*looks around*
Hey don't hurt Kijo she was just saying hi!

*sigh*

"I don't like being touched ok"

*crashes on the couch again*

*truns on the T.V. and flip though canols*

*Sighs and starts hugging Kijo to calm her down*
She hurt me?!I am bleeding?!
*glares at T.V.*
Stop whinning!

*till on couch*

*truns to look at Kijo*

"your weak if I made you bleed"

"Two hours is'nt that i litte bit to long"

*lean's on sword*

*looks at wallpaper*

"you need new wallpaper it's out dated"

"maybe a dark orange for the keiten and a green for the living room"

Kiki sighed and nodded.

Knock knock

Kiki sighed
You knocked on a opend door....

no i was makeing my presence known any ways may i come in to jion the fun

*sigh*
Im bored!!!

ok then (cracks Knuckles) turns around.
"Shine! Kosenjou Shuniji. Tear! Barrier Breaker" a raincloud formed and 2 creaturse of water came out bowing.
"ok gents do what ever this lady asks of you except kill got that?"
Hai Phantom-sama. command us mistress.

*is shoocked*
Um... Can you help me clean my house looks like a tornado ran threw it?

Hai! Nameless-sama
the creatures send a bubble into the house that swallows any mess and never touches any thing clean while expanding (a blood curdling scream comes from the bathroom).

Kijo!!!Shit! Stop cleaning for a second will ya?!
*runs to bathroom to see Kijo blushing and crying and wearing a towel*
They touched me!

(in the hall)
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM BATHROOMS AND BEDROOMS?"
"Nani? phantom-sama nameless-sama told us to clean house female-sama was dirty."
"I DONT CARE IF NAMELESS-SAMA TOLD YOU TO RAPE A GIRL OR BOY OR ANYTHING IN BETWEEN STAY OUT OF BATHROOMS AND BEDROOMS OR ELSE YOUR I WILL EX- YOU UNDERSTAND"
(sobbing)"Hai! Phantom-sama gome nasai, lady-sama forgive us.

Brandon smack bothe on the back of the head and they fall down like theyve been hit between the legs.
THAT IS FOR BREAKING THE RULES AND MAKING KIJO FEEL VIOLATED!!!!
He gets down on one knee "i apologize for my sevants lack of restraint they have been punished according to thier laws they are under your mercy."

Both Kijo and Kiki sigh. I am going to go change now so see ya!
It is ok. Kijo is just a drama queen thats all. You can get off of your nee now.

Lays against wall over looking couch
"AHHHHH! hey do you want some sake ive got a lake of it well 3 lakes but SHH!"

*laughs and then leans against wall*