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now i dont know the name of the old wino that came out of the ally that empited out on the 9th street bridge, i dont care what the mans name was, you just dont come out of that allyway without a warning like, "hey you little kids who spent all day at the movie theater watching scary monsters and have to walk home in the dark aint nobody whos gonna hurt you just a little old wino." but this man comes out of the ally like "SHOOM"

now i can imagine the filing of this accident report on the man. the doctor goes, "so what happened?" "well four feet just ran up my chest danced on my head for a half hour then ran down my back ." "Did they say anything?" "yeah they said 'AAAAAAHHHH!!!!" "Well did you see anything?" "yeah i saw a small black boy riding on a tall skinny one beating him with a stick screaming 'FASTER FASTER YOU FOOL YOU FOOL!!!'."

credit for material comes from bill cosby

ive got it Col. Mustard in the library wuth the wrench.

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Robin Williams

There is a cruse ship and the ship has a magik act the captains parrot like to go to the show and since he could talk and understand the show he would give it away brawk its up hs sleeve brawk its in his pants brawk and one day the magician gets pissed and pulls out a pistol and shoots the bird the bird ducks and the bullet hits a propane tank and blows the ship to a millon pieces there are only two survivors floating on chunks of wood and the bird looks around and says alright i give up weres the damn ship.

lol wow that's good xD

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lol ok then he is very welcome ^^

LOL ive seen u guys post together ALOT

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nice try pal i dont do that in just very social

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HI THERE PEOPLE!!!

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nothin just watching stuff.....

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YURI/YAOI D:< AND FRIGGIN ADD ME AS A FRIEND ITS BEEN PENDING FOREVER T_T

Yaoi acctuly.....

ROFLAO you girls should be comedians youer killing me

Sorry if we are

nvd i never laughed before the fourum not since freshman year i used to have a big belly laugh and you guys brought it back.

yay!!!

i swear i get all of my material off the top of my head there is no thinking involveed atall